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According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, President Bush will be throwing out the first pitch at the Cardinals home opener on April 5.
March 31, 2004 in Headlines | Permalink
Thanks to my former partner for the concept and the joke. I'm also glad he's a reader.
March 31, 2004 at 05:55 PM
I've got five bucks that says he won't pitch to the left side of the plate.
April 01, 2004 at 04:31 PM
I really, really want to go and protest that c#$k-s#$king son of a bitch. But given that the free speech zone will probably be in East St. Louis, I think I'll go to class instead.
April 01, 2004 at 11:11 PM
Ah, musclehead, you've reintroduced East St. Louis to the blawg. Why is this important? As a regular reader, you surely know that it is my fervent wish that the judges of the MDL Panel will hold one of their MDL hearings in East St. Louis, where a perfectly good federal courthouse sits waiting for them. (For details, see the archives of the "His Honor" category.) Since you are a local, perhaps you can assist me in coming up with some fun things to do with the judges while they are here. Hockey, football, baseball--we have the full assortment of sports in St. Louis. But what about a darts tournament for the judges at Blueberry Hill? Please give it some thought.
Meanwhile, musclehead, I sense from your comment that you are somewhat irritated at our President. You should know that this blawg is a "politics-free" zone. I try never to insult politicians on this blawg, whether they are elected by the citizens or appointed for life. If my post about the President and the First Amendment seemed critical, it wasn't. I hate the First Amendment. I agree it should be thrown out, along with the entire Bill of Rights. Only then will I feel safe in this great nation of ours.
April 02, 2004 at 06:35 AM
What visit to the area would be complete without a trip to PT's, Pops or The Oz?
I could show them around McLaw Hall, too. And the Hill. How could we not go to the Hill for some Italian and Ted Drewes?
I would like to take the President to East STL just to, you know, introduce him to some of his constituents.
April 02, 2004 at 06:23 PM
Here's the pitch.
Kevin Heller |
April 06, 2004 at 11:02 PM
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