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Beldar

Reminds me of the recipe for cooking gar:

  • Nail fish to long 2x4
  • Submerge fish-end of 2x4 in caudron of boiling water.
  • Boil until fish has completely dissolved. Remove 2x4 from cauldron; remove nail from 2x4.
  • Dispose of cauldron's contents in EPA-approved hazardous waste dump.
  • Salt and pepper 2x4 to taste and consume it with gusto.

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