What if your spouse is a lawyer like you, and in your limited spare time you accidentally produce a child? According to Rufus of Running With Lawyers, you run the risk of giving the world another lawyer--
There are clues. For instance, does your child insist that his nanny answer the phone for him and tell all callers that he stepped away from his desk? Not a good sign. Another indication of the budding lawyer is that the only Matchbox cars she’ll touch are the German ones.
For the rest of the clues, look here.
Another indicator is if she steps in on other childrens arguments on the playground to negotiate a settlement and then extracts payment by promising not to tell the teacher (if she doesn't ask for payment you may have a future social worker, look for help immediately!).
Posted by: Richard | September 13, 2004 at 11:50 AM
You all suck!! You all must die...
Posted by: Chris | December 08, 2004 at 03:49 AM
Chris: Shall I put you down as another satisified customer?
Posted by: Evan | December 08, 2004 at 05:35 AM