The Basics of Lawyer Genetics

What if your spouse is a lawyer like you, and in your limited spare time you accidentally produce a child? According to Rufus of Running With Lawyers, you run the risk of giving the world another lawyer--

There are clues. For instance, does your child insist that his nanny answer the phone for him and tell all callers that he stepped away from his desk? Not a good sign. Another indication of the budding lawyer is that the only Matchbox cars she’ll touch are the German ones.

For the rest of the clues, look here.

Comments

[Richard]

Another indicator is if she steps in on other childrens arguments on the playground to negotiate a settlement and then extracts payment by promising not to tell the teacher (if she doesn't ask for payment you may have a future social worker, look for help immediately!).

[Chris]

You all suck!! You all must die...

[Evan]

Chris: Shall I put you down as another satisified customer?