Top Secret Bush v. Kerry Debate Contract Addendum

Recovering lawyer and humorist Madeleine Kane has all the details--

NOW, THEREFORE, Bush and Kerry hereby agree to the following top secret provisions:

1. Kerry shall be required to answer all debate questions in French.

2. Bush shall be required to answer all debate questions in English.

3. Throughout each debate, the backdrop behind Bush shall feature several U.S. flags, the precise number of which is subject to further negotiation.

4. Throughout each debate, the backdrop behind Kerry shall feature a map of Massachusetts and two life-size photos of Kerry with Jane Fonda.

To see the entire 16-point secret agreement, look here.

Comments

[Mad Kane]

Thanks so much for mentioning my debate humor!

[Evan]

You're welcome.

Tonight we'll see if the real thing is even more humorous.