The Thursday Morning Politics Roundup

The Enough-With-the-Debates-Already Edition, in Which We Decide We Support Wonkette For President, All Things Considered

If the candidates are going down, there's at least one weblog they're not taking with them. [Professor Bainbridge]

Worried about Osama, or not? You decide. [Unfogged]

Kerry's mistake: he forgot to say he loves his wife, while chuckling about her money. [Professor Althouse]

Despite an anti-Kerry bias, some can be objective and admit . . . "it was a Dubya win." [BeldarBlog]

Meanwhile, a comprehensive wrap-up of forty sources shows conclusively that . . . it was more or less a draw. [blogicus]

"The Fox News guys look happy. That's my own version of an exit poll." [Vodkapundit]

"Our call: Bob Schieffer wins. Audience loses. French neutral. America safer now that Saddam is out of power. No, wait. . . Fuck. What did the media tell me again?" [Wonkette]