Who wouldn't part with $400 for a device that holds 10,000 songs in a 5.6-oz container? I'm talking about the Apple iPod 40GB, of course. Are you worried that your music collection is so large that it will take hours to transfer it from CD to computer to iPod? No problem! Just have your secretary do it--or better yet, some punk associate! When the process is completed, you can display your iPod prominently in your hand and instantly appear twenty years younger. Or place your iPod on the counsel table during your next trial and watch those Y-generation jurors cozy up to all your arguments. And you thought they were going to rule against you!
Want to start with something a little smaller? Then try the $70 Nike PSA Play by Philips. Even with gobs of memory, it will fit easily into your ski jacket as you're headed down the slopes this winter. But don't turn the volume up too loud: you won't be able to hear the warning cries of those out-of-control snowboarders. Take it from me, they're everywhere!