Before you get all irritated at me for exposing the dark side of the legal profession, keep this in mind: Those wealthy lawyers you see all the time with those high-class call girls? I happen to know they're between wives. And lonely. And merely seeking some companionship.
Knowing that, do you really want to be the first to throw stones? I didn't think so. Of course, sometimes the wealthy lawyers are merely out of town, but hey--how do you expect a wealthy lawyer to get any mileage out of his $61,000 Patek Philippe watch if he doesn't have some cute young thing on his arm to appreciate it?
See how that works? I thought you would.
If you've stuck with me this far, I know what you're really wondering: How much do the high-class call girls cost? I happen to know they're not cheap. Not only is there the hourly fee, which in itself can be very steep, but you've also got to take them shoe-shopping. Who said love was easy?
If you're a wealthy lawyer who's overwhelmed by the call-girl scene, don't despair: there are also sports cars, watches, big-ass yachts, and mansions nestled along the coast of Southern California. And stay tuned for the next post in the bling-bling series: professional sports teams.