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April 30, 2005

Weblog Review: Maud Newton

Weblog of the Week: Maud Newton

Why I Like It: Maud Newton, the creation of writer Maud Newton, is my favorite weblog about books and writing. I read it for a lot of reasons--books news, literary gossip, and insight from Maud and her guest writers. Whenever I don't read it, I feel like I'm missing something.

It's that newsy feel that might explain why Maud Newton has attracted so much attention from traditional media sources like USA Today and The Washington Post.
You can learn more in Maud's "canned bio," which also reveals that she was once a lawyer. That fact figured in a post I did last year: "Maud Newton, Lawyer-Writer."

Recommended Reading:

1. In two recent posts, Maud writes about F. Scott Fitzgerald's Contemporary Authors profile and the interesting practice of bookcrossing.

2. In a post about Disney's adaptation of C.S. Lewis' The Narnia Chronicles, Maud predicts that a "shitstorm" will greet the film's release.

3. In a post about waiters in New York City, Maud passes on some gossip about John Grisham.

Related Posts: The Weblog Review Series--all prior weblog reviews

April 29, 2005

Advice to Young Lawyers #29

Dear Mr. Schaeffer:

My problem is a lawyer from New York named T. Hadley Stevenson III. I’ve changed his name and his state of practice, but you get the idea—he’s typical of a certain type of lawyer who could be practicing anywhere. This particular T. Hadley Stevenson III is making my life miserable. He deliberately sets depositions on dates he knows I’m not available. He sends letters “confirming” things I've never said. He objects to every discovery request I make, no matter how innocuous, daring me to see the judge about it. He knows I probably won’t, since just last month the judge told us he’s “not our goddamned babysitter” and that he “doesn’t want to see us again until the morning of the trial.” The trial won’t happen for at least two years. Meanwhile, T. Hadley Stevenson III won’t return my phone calls. When he does, he’s condescending. “You’ve sure got a lot to learn,” he told me yesterday, adding, as an afterthought, “You little weasely punk.” When I threatened to put his name-calling in an affidavit, he said, “Go ahead and do it. I don’t care. I’ll deny it.”

I don’t just hate the man, I abhor him. Next week, he’ll be in town for a deposition. Do you think I’d be justified in having him killed?

Signed, Willing to Risk Everything in Englewood

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April 28, 2005

On the Trail of a Missing Finger

FingersBy now, everyone knows that Wendy's has offered $100,000 to anyone who can figure out the origin of the finger that was found in its bowl of chili. Those who've been living under a rock can read about it here.

When I heard about the reward, I said, "Count me in!" After all, there's always a need at the Schaeffer household for an extra 100 grand. Not only that, but the whole thing reminds me of the beginning of Blue Velvet, where that guy finds the missing ear, then one thing leads to another, and . . . well, you know the story. Whose life wouldn't benefit by spicing it up with some David Lynch?

I began my search like I always begin my searches--with Google. It was only moments after I began googling for the missing finger when . . . bingo! I didn't find the finger, but I think I found its hand. It's correct down to the "long, manicured nail" that the police are always talking about. That's its photo on the left.

My next step: Head to Las Vegas with my tiny detective's notebook. That's where the woman who originally "found" the finger lives. After I've become reacquainted with the Hard Rock casino, I plan to do a little digging around. Hands with missing fingers don't end up on Google by accident. Someone's bound to recognize it.

I'll let you know if I'm successful. In the meantime, if you want to conduct a search of your own, start with the materials at The Smoking Gun and the eyewitness finger-blogging post at Haight Speech. (Link to Haight Speech from Underfingered.)

Congratulations Ted Frank

In case you missed the announcement yesterday on Overlawyered, Ted Frank is leaving the law firm of O'Melveny & Myers on May 6 to take a new job--

I'm pleased to announce that I'm taking a dream job: on July 1, I will start at the American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research as a resident fellow and director of the AEI Liability Project. I should continue writing for Overlawyered, but I'll also have the additional time and freedom to do longer and more comprehensive articles and books, as well as the opportunity to work with scholars on empirical and public policy research on litigation reform issues and questions. In the words of Glenn Reynolds, I've taken the Boeing, though I'm not sure that metaphor works for a lawyer taking a paycut.

Since it's a rare event that a lawyer finds a "dream job," I plan to question Ted further about his new career as a professional tort reformer sometime next month. It will take the form of a written Q-and-A that I'll post here. In the meantime, you can learn more about the AEI Liability Project by reading its mission statement.

April 27, 2005

Cardinal Law and the Benefit of Clergy

by Abnu, a former altar boy, who writes about interesting names on Wordlab

Anyone who witnessed the state funeral of Pope John Paul II, and the election of Pope Benedict XVI, must admit some heightened awareness of the influence of the sovereign Vatican. Heads of state from around the world—from all religious affiliations—came to show their respect. The political power of the papacy was palpable. It must have been really something in the Middle Ages.

The "benefit of clergy" is the exemption from the jurisdiction of the secular courts, which in England, in the Middle Ages, was accorded to clergy. Historic laws respecting the benefit of clergy are discussed at length in Blackstone's Commentaries, if you can read olde Englifh. The concept is described in the Catholic Encyclopedia, in the vernacular. Both are interesting, especially for lawyers and priests.

The privilege of benefit of clergy was entirely abolished in England in 1827, by Statutes 7 and 8 Geo. IV, c.xxvii, sect. 6. In the colonies it had been recognized, but by Act of Congress of 30 April, 1790, it was taken away in the federal courts of the United States. Traces of it are found in some courts of different states, but it has been practically outlawed by statute or by adjudication. it is now universally obsolete in English and American law.

While absolute monarchs, democratic legislatures, and common law judges have long since abolished ancient laws recognizing that the Church alone has supreme legal authority over its clergy, some religious find the exemption is still in the Bible.

Psalms 105:13 When they went from one nation to another, from one kingdom to another people; 14 He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes; 15 Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.

De facto, sovereign authority over alleged crimes of clergy may still exist in the most secret laws of the Church. Cardinal Law might not be above the law—just beyond the laws of the United States of America.

According to recent press reports, Pope Benedict XVI faces new claims he had 'obstructed justice' after it emerged he issued an order ensuring the church's investigations into child sex abuse claims be carried out in secret.

The letter, 'concerning very grave sins', was sent from the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the Vatican office that once presided over the Inquisition and was overseen by Ratzinger.

It spells out to bishops the church's position on a number of matters ranging from celebrating the eucharist with a non-Catholic to sexual abuse by a cleric 'with a minor below the age of 18 years'. Ratzinger's letter states that the church can claim jurisdiction in cases where abuse has been 'perpetrated with a minor by a cleric'.

The letter states that the church's jurisdiction 'begins to run from the day when the minor has completed the 18th year of age' and lasts for 10 years.

It orders that 'preliminary investigations' into any claims of abuse should be sent to Ratzinger's office, which has the option of referring them back to private tribunals in which the 'functions of judge, promoter of justice, notary and legal representative can validly be performed for these cases only by priests'.

'Cases of this kind are subject to the pontifical secret,' Ratzinger's letter concludes. Breaching the pontifical secret at any time while the 10-year jurisdiction order is operating carries penalties, including the threat of excommunication.

[...]

The Ratzinger letter was co-signed by Archbishop Tarcisio Bertone who gave an interview two years ago in which he hinted at the church's opposition to allowing outside agencies to investigate abuse claims.

'In my opinion, the demand that a bishop be obligated to contact the police in order to denounce a priest who has admitted the offence of paedophilia is unfounded,' Bertone said.

Most lawyers, today, have a hard time understanding this thinking, though it seems clear to ecclesiastical scholars. Lawyers are concerned with crime and punishment, while clergy are concerned with sin and redemption. As long as the Church views sexual abuse of children by clergy as a moral failure, a breach of the vow of chastity, even a cardinal sin, it is a matter for confession, penitence, forgiveness and absolution.

Guest Writers Welcome

Stay tuned for a Wednesday guest post, which is up next. In the meantime, if you would like to be a Wednesday guest writer, please send me an e-mail. The rules are here. I'd be happy to give you feedback on your posting ideas or to provide a list of topics, specially-tailored to your own interests.

All previous posts by guest writers are stored permanently in the "guests" category.

April 26, 2005

Practice Update: Experts and the Cities They Call Home

TxlawsThe smartest expert witnesses take up residence in cities that lawyers like to visit. Imagine a lawyer who has to choose between a cardiac pathologist living in Des Moines and one living in Las Vegas. Which one do you think he'll choose?

I'm joking, of course. There are no cardiac pathologists in Des Moines. And experts don't move around to popular travel destinations in order to attract lawyers. On the other hand, as I think about my business adventures over the past two days--traveling to Austin, Texas, with a co-counsel friend to meet with an expert--I'm glad the expert happened to be living in an interesting city I'd never seen before.

As it happened, Austin lived up to its reputation as a music-centric, hip city, a blip of blue in a sea of red. Along 6th Street on Sunday night, there were still bands setting up near midnight when my friend and I decided we'd had enough. Although we'd imagined earlier we'd be sticking around for closing time, we got started a little too early. And there was a lot more happening than we'd expected for a Sunday night. Most of the bars on 6th Street, though not packed, were thriving.

So Austin got the best of us. And though there's plenty more to say about the experience, the press of business prevents me from turning in a longer report. Maybe next time. For now, I'm up to my neck in experts, depositions, motions, arguments, etc.--four paragraphs has to be today's self-imposed posting limit. 

In the Magazines

Admit it: no one reads weblogs anymore. The future of the Internet is . . . free magazines! Get yours now.

Sodium Pentothal, Pavulon and Potassium Chloride Are lethal injections really painless and peaceful? [The Riverfront Times]

Primitive, Yet Powerful In a cover story, a business magazine renders its verdict about weblogs. [Business Week]

Was This Big Idea Spawned by Watching Too Much TV? A big thinker argues that watching TV makes you smarter. [The New York Times Magazine]

Microsoft Tries Again to Get It Right A preview of Longhorn, the new operating system. [PC Magazine]

It Doesn't Stop With Motherhood A columnist knows "what you can expect in the sack when you're no longer expecting." [The Village Voice]

Is Springsteen a Has-Been? A review of Devils & Dust. [Rolling Stone]

The Number One Surprise: Maurice Clarett The 2005 NFL drafts top 10 surprises. [Sports Illustrated]

April 25, 2005

Blawg Review #3

If you haven't noticed yet, Blawg Review #3 is up at Appellate Law & Practice. There's plenty there to keep you occupied for while, so be sure to check it out.

Next week's Blawg Review will be hosted by Law & Entrepreneurship News. Please don't forget to send in your submissions.

Finally, if you're a sucker for weblogging carnivals, this week's Carnival of the Capitalists is up at Peaktalk.

UPDATE 4/26 "What's up with Instapundit?" asks the editor of Blawg Review.

Law-Related Things That Suck: My Podcast About This Podcast

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