Weekly Law School Roundup #57

This Week: The Call-to-Action Edition, in Which Your Editor Exhorts You to Do the Following Things Before It's Too Late

Send a poor schmuck some blue jeans! [The Slithery D]

Call yourself a lawyer. [Waiting for the Punchline]

Ask for your money back! [Legal Ease]

Pretend you're opposed to tort reform. [Barely Legal]

Get rid of Bibles in hospitals. [Bushwood Country Club]

Buy a second iPod. [Screaming Bean]

Duck! [Will Work for Favorable Dicta]

Duck again! [Legal Quandary]

Help a guy decide what law school to choose. [ambivalent imbroglio]

Ignore those e-mails from your law school. [A Girl Walks Into a Bar (Exam)]

Never do an outline the old-fashioned way. [Becoming a Jackal]

Protect yourself! [Law Dork]

Share an astounding secret with a Harvard third-year. [Jeremy's Weblog]

Get out a tiny violin and play it for Rush Limbaugh. [Death in the Afternoon]

Do some yoga--if you dare. [Raw Law]

Quit law school! [Meathook Reality]

Read about an honest plaintiffs' lawyer (fictional, unfortunately). [Jeremy Richey's Blawg]

Say no to study groups. [Jaybeas Corpus]

Read Blawg Review! [Parenthetical Statement]

Cancel your plans to travel to Florida. [The Modern Esquire]

Get the clap. [Naked Drinking Coffee]

Say yes to law journal, unless you say no. [De Novo]