IT'S HERE!

  • A NEW BOOK BY EVAN SCHAEFFER



    How to Feed a Lawyer (and Other Irreverent Observations from the Legal Underground)

    Click on the book cover for details!

« | Main | »

June 09, 2005

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d8341c2d4b53ef00d8347e3d4269e2

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference :

Comments

kiwi

Stan,

This is precisely why you should always get to know the appellate lawyers at your firm -- and fast. Whether it's an appellate brief or memorandum in support of a motion to dismiss, those guys get downright giddy about the prospect of spending 10 hours a day on two issues. They crank that stuff out in their sleep. (Sometimes before the three whiskeys have worn off, which makes for very entertaining reading.)

Now that you are filing things and taking calls and stuff, you just don't have time for that stuff. Call your appellate team. Tell them it's because their smarter or better writers -- they're suckers for that kind of BS -- and problem solved. You've got better things to do!

balt

Alcohol is soooo not the way to take that edge off and get to sleep. Try a Benadryl or two.

Later, when the grind has gotten you well and truly depressed, you can move up to Remeron (http://www.crazymeds.org/remeron.html), which'll put you out like a light, plus make you happy as a clam to grind out memos, briefs, letters, deposition summaries or what ever else they dump on you.

Ah, it's so good to see the crushing of another young soul....

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

My Photo

About Evan Schaeffer

Search Beyond the Underground


Sitemeter


cc