LAWYER PRODUCTS: A Bib for the Kid . . . It's hard being the child of a lawyer. Not only do you have to witness the way your parents are disparaged and mocked by the public at large, but you've got to put up with all the silly puns that might be placed around your neck.
You can buy your own bib here. I especially like the one that says "attorney work product," which would work very well in my family if I could convince Andrea to buy it for Sam. But Andrea says it's "too vulgar"--by which she means, I think, that it would serve as a constant reminder that Sam's parents are nothing but two lawyers.