GADGET UPDATE: The Zelco Audio Lumifier . . . Are you one of those transactional lawyers who's always squinting to read the fine print in the contract you just drew up? Then perhaps you need this--

It's the Zelco Audio Lumifier. With its "high quality 2.5 time magnification lens" and its "super bright LED light," you'll be able to make the fine print even smaller! It also serves as a digital recorder, so you can remind yourself to add an arbitration clause. Who said you weren't worth those big bucks? Only $30.