GADGET UPDATE: The Stonehenge Watch . . . Are you one of those unfrozen caveman lawyers who's so frightened and confused by new technology that you can't even keep track of the time? Then perhaps you need this--
It's the Stonehenge Watch. Rather than messing with complicated buttons and LED read-outs, you just hold its little replica of Stonehenge up to the sun, turn it ever-so-slightly with the built-in compass, read the shadows, and voilà--it tells you the correct time! And that's important, because it just might be time to return from your lunch of wild grains and turkey leg to complete your closing argument in your big trial, in which you plan to state in your loudest frozen caveman lawyer voice that even though your primitive mind can't grasp complicated concepts like burden of proof and negligence, you are certain that when a man like your client falls on a wet sidewalk, he's entitled not only two $6 million in compensatory damages, but also to $24 million in punitives. Only $42.95. As featured at Boing Boing, Engadget, and Saturday Night Live.

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