ADVICE TO CLIENTS OF LAWYERS #1 . . .
Dear Mr. Schaeffer:
Last night in a fit of rage, I ran down my lawyer with my car. Unfortunately, he passed away. Now I have to find a way to cover up my crime, but I’m already busy with a hundred other things.
Excuse me for ranting, but lawyers are way more trouble than they’re worth. Let me get right to the point: What’s the best way to dispose of a lawyer’s body?
Signed, Able-to-Rent-a-Woodchipper in Wichita
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