According to USA Today, there's been another one of those unsettling finger-food incidents. This time, a man in North Carolina found a piece of a finger in a pint of chocolate frozen custard. Apparently, he's for real.
The man's first reaction was to scream. His second was to state that he plans to "contact a lawyer."
Now he's hoping to find a settlement check in his mailbox. (Link suggested by Objective Justice.)