Weekly Report #2

Here’s the weekly report on my Madison County, Illinois law practice:

Lawsuits filed, 1; frivolous lawsuits filed, 0; dollars generated by misleading jurors with junk science, 0.

Meetings of the Alton-Wood River Bar Association, 1; meetings of the Madison County Bar Association, 1; instances of lawyers or judges acting demonically during said meetings, 0.

Depositions, 1; court hearings, 1; phone calls, way too many; sightings of Johnnie Cochran on the streets of Alton, Illinois, 0.