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MJB

TO: STAN
FROM: JUNIOR PARTNER’S BITCHY OLD SECRETARY
RE: MY DIRTY LOOKS

Dear Stan: Please understand that my black looks and whispers are not the result of your halfhearted display of proper etiquette. If you must know, I have grown quite tired of your fanciful excuses for wandering over to my work area and peeking up my skirt. Really, now, how many times a day must one retrieve phone numbers for Junior Partners. In the future, please use the ditto machine and the World Wide Web to satisfy your mature woman fetish, and leave me alone.

Mike

"Stan," I like your posts. They don't get many comments, and I'm sorry about that. But I do enjoy them.

Evan

Mike: I just took a look at the statistics for Stan's posts and lots of people are reading them. As you know, however, readers can be very shy breed. Usually they don't comment.

OLS

*lol* Very funny.

I've noticed that about older secretaries of junior partners vs younger secretaries of senior partners too. There's a definite pecking order amongst secretaries as follows:

- secretary to managing partner
- secretary to senior partner
- secretary to junior partner
- secretary to associate/s
- secretary to the rest of 'em
- temp/floater

I should know. I used to be the last one. I imagine that the reason why the older secretary to a junior partner is so nasty is because she believes she should be at the top of the pecking order and not half way down. And she takes her dissatisfaction out on anyone she can!

- OLS

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