How to Feed a Lawyer (and Other Irreverent Observations from the Legal Underground)

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D. Eminizer

Horrifying enough to keep me from law school...Of course, I'm 36 years old, so the odds of me actually going to law school were pretty slim anyway, but hell, if I were thinking about it...This stopped me. Perhaps I'll just stay away from court from now on!

First Year Associate v1.5

The partner I work for will not even allow me to carry his briefcase because he appreciates the opportunity to get the exercise. If you thought you had nothing to do... shiesh. On the even less bright side, after thirty years of this, if I do a really good job, I'll think of carrying a briefcase as exercise.


The first time you get sent out to do a corporate officer's deposition, you will discover exactly how much exercise carrying a briefcase can be.

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