How to Feed a Lawyer (and Other Irreverent Observations from the Legal Underground)

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Eh Nonymous

Don't do it, Evan!

Er, don't try to commit suicide with spinach. It probably won't work; only dozens became ill, and only one person has died. And the last news story I read about it indicated that cooking your spinach would probably make it safe to eat.

So, if you do this, you'll only be wasting time. Valuable time! Precious time, in which you could be fighting against the repeal of the renewal of the litigation tax.

Also, I fear that spinach may help prevent cancer. And obesity. And STDs - if there's greenery stuck in your teeth, who would have you? And I think that might include the lovely person pictured at your link _she_.

Maybe you'd be better off if you were bitten by a shark. Or stung by a stingray. Or if you recklessly volunteered to open envelopes at the U.S. Capitol building.

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