Living with a Lawyer, Part IV of "An Introduction to Lawyers for Those Who Have Not Yet Had the Pleasure of Being Introduced: An Essay in Four Parts"

Part I: An Introduction to the Typical Lawyer

Part II: How to Feed a Lawyer

Part III: How to Dress a Lawyer

Part IV: Living with a Lawyer

This final section of the essay is very easy to write. In a word, don't. And if you're reading this final section only because you're wondering how my invitation to Hollywood is going, which, after all, is the real reason for this four-part essay, take a look at my brief introduction, where this question is answered, at least for now.

[Like this post? It's one of many included in my book How to Feed a Lawyer (And Other Irreverent Oberservations from the Legal Underground). Details here.]